“wecondiionhemassesohaehecounry，”concludedhedirecor“busimulaneouslywecondiionhemoloveallcounrysporsahesameime，weseeoihaallcounrysporsshallenailheuseofeboraeapparaussohaheyconsumemanufacuredariclesaswellasransporhencehoseelecricshocks”

“isee，”saidhesuden，andwassilen，losinadmiraion

herewasasilence；hen，clearinghishroa，“onceuponaime，”hedirecorbegan，“whileourfordwassillonearh，herewasalileboycalledreubenrabinovichreubenwashechildofpolishspeakingparens”

hedirecorinerrupedhimself“youknowwhapolishis，isuppose？”

“adeadnguage”

“likefrenchandgerman，”addedanohersuden，officiouslyshowingoffhislearning

“and‘paren’？”quesionedhedhc

herewasanuneasysilenceseveralofheboysblushedheyhadnoyelearnedodrawhesignificanbuofenveryfinedisincionbeweensmuandpurescienceone，as，hadhecourageoraiseahand

“humanbeingsusedobe…”hehesiaed；hebloodrushedohischeeks“well，heyusedobeviviparous”

“quierigh”hedirecornoddedapprovingly

“andwhenhebabiesweredecaned…”

“‘born，’”camehecorrecion

“well，henheywereheparens–imean，nohebabies，ofcourse；heoherones”hepoorboywasoverwhelmedwihconfusion

“inbrief，”hedirecorsummedup，“heparenswerehefaherandhemoher”hesmuhawasreallysciencefellwihacrashinoheboys’eyeavoidingsilence“moher，”herepeaedloudlyrubbinginhescience；and，leaningbackinhischair，“hese，”hesaidgravely，“areunpleasanfacs；iknowibuhenmoshisoricalfacsareunpleasan”

hereurnedolilereuben–olilereuben，inwhoseroom，oneevening，byanoversigh，hisfaherandmoher（crash，crash！）happenedoleaveheradiournedon

（“foryoumusrememberhainhosedaysofgrossviviparousreproducion，childrenwerealwaysbroughupbyheirparensandnoinsaecondiioningcenres”）

whilehechildwasasleep，abroadcasprogrammefromlondonsuddenlysaredocomehrough；andhenexmorning，oheasonishmenofhiscrashandcrash（hemoredaringofheboysvenuredogrinaoneanoher），lilereubenwokeuprepeaingwordforwordalonglecurebyhacuriousoldwrier（“oneofheveryfewwhoseworkshavebeenpermiedocomedownous”），georgebernardshaw，whowasspeaking，accordingoawellauhenicaedradiion，abouhisowngeniusolilereuben’swinkandsnigger，hislecurewas，ofcourse，perfeclyincomprehensibleand，imagininghaheirchildhadsuddenlygonemad，heysenforadocorhe，forunaely，undersoodenglish，recognizedhediscourseashawhichshawhadbroadcasedhepreviousevening，realizedhesignificanceofwhahadhappened，andsenaleerohemedicalpressaboui

“heprincipleofsleepeaching，orhypnop？dia，hadbeendiscovered”hedhcmadeanimpressivepause

heprinciplehadbeendiscovered；bumany，manyyearswereoepsebeforehaprinciplewasusefullyapplied

“hecaseoflilereubenoccurredonlywenyhreeyearsaferourford’sfirsmodelwaspuonhemarke”（herehedirecormadeasignofheonhissomachandallhesudensreverenlyfollowedsui）“andye…”

furiouslyhesudensscribbled“hypnop？dia，firsusedofficiallyinaf214whynobefore？woreasons（a）…”

“heseearlyexperimeners，”hedhcwassaying，“wereonhewrongrackheyhoughhahypnop？diacouldbemadeaninsrumenofinellecualeducaion…”

（asmallboyasleeponhisrighside，herigharmsuckou，herighhandhanginglimpoverheedgeofhebedhrougharoundgrainginhesideofaboxavoicespeakssofly

“henileishelongesriverinafricaandhesecondinlenghofallheriversofheglobealhoughfallingshorofhelenghofhemississippimissouri，henileisaheheadofallriversasregardshelenghofisbasin，whichexendshrough35degreesofiude…”

abreakfashenexmorning，“ommy，”someonesays，“doyouknowwhichishelongesriverinafrica？”ashakingofhehead“budon’youremembersomehinghabegins：henileishe…”

“henileishelongesriverinafricaandhesecondinlenghofallheriversofheglobe…”hewordscomerushingou“alhoughfallingshorof…”

“wellnow，whichishelongesriverinafrica？”

heeyesarebnk“idon’know”

“buhenile，ommy”

“henileishelongesriverinafricaandsecond…”

“henwhichriverishelonges，ommy？”